Spring is coming
And this I am certain, or at least I was until I saw this view of my Spoiled Rotten Bed and Breakfast. This is how mother nature greats my guests. How rude! I'm also a little horrified to realize that my shoveling skills might need some work for this "blue job".
I know, it’s horrible to look at. Not so long ago, there was a 5’+ snow tunnel for my driveway. This particular photo below is of my five foot tree that is completely obliterated.
I was almost ready to lose my sign if the snow didn't stop soon. When I saw this mess, a part of me cringed and said it looked so much nicer with all the snow. I think it was at that point that the snow decided to return, because of me. My recycle box is no more, hidden beneath the sign.
I feel really bad about being responsible for bring back the fury of mother nature. I should have been happy with the messy melt.
I met Chef Keith and realized it was not my fault at all, in any way. He’s a wonderful instructor that all the dames love to heckle but he’s to blame.
He won my eternal adoration when he slipped only three of us newbies an extra slice of onion cheese tart that I would commit murder for. Now, here is where the finger of guilt might point. He admitted to us that the snowstorm is most likely his fault. [Total admission of guilt]. He put away his snowblower for the season. I am not sure who is more culpable (him) but we both have to share some of the blame.
It saddens me because he is such an amazing entertainer and cook, even with his beard that he asked our opinion about and promised us to shave then completely ignored his promise. Are you seeing a trend here?
Another thing, and I’m just guessing here but maybe he feels his class is getting slack in presentation. Last week, he told us a video crew was coming in to film us for a PC commercial and interview some to be talking on the commercial. Well, we got all dolled up and the beard stayed and the crew never showed up. Do you think he just wants us to care about our appearances more and to get rid of all the track suits or is he really telling us the truth but I digress.
So what is worse, the clean lines of a driveway totaled by snow or the previous mess?
On the plus side, the snow is going fast and now I can see most of my poor tree. Repeat after me… SPRING IS COMING!
So make your booking to Spoiled Rotten B&B to watch the snow melt and take the cooking class.
Classes are every Tuesday and they are a steal but filling up fast. You pay $10 then get to eat what he cooks, and each person gets a $10 store voucher. Win/win, you would think but really, that $10 voucher is an automatic $80 minimum grocery bill to me every single week. Do you think they know this might happen? Someone should tell them.
Enjoy your balmy springlike 4+ degree weather Monday and Happy Spring.